Before emerging victorious as the ultimate papal champion, the new pope must first prevail in a series of mental and physical challenges. Challenges which have been kept a secret until this very moment.
there is still the possibility that they remain a mystery, and I made up the following list out of my head...such is the mystery catholicism shrouds itself with, that and multicolored smoke wtf
ANYWAYS, WHAT THOSE CARDINALS ARE DOING BEHIND ALL THAT SMOKE, AKA PAPALYMPIC SPORTS:
Rock-Em Sock-Em Protestants
Def-Proverb Jam
Catechismo
Epictionary
Rubick's Trinity
Mass: The Gathering
Red Robe-r
Roman-Roman Wrestling
Break bread, beats
Heads Ascend Seven Ascend
Win, Lose, Or Reform
Truth or Truth?
Seven Minutes In A Few Promotions Away From Heaven
Ready, Set, Begat!
Musical-Right Hand Of God
Dance. Dance. Revelation!
Defenestration of Selves Over Series of Hurdles
InQUIZition Bowl
How Great Thou Art Project?
Pope My Mobile
Trinithalon
Freestyle Slowly Walking In A Row Mumbling To Selves
Cross-Country Cross-Dragging
Tandem Backpedling
Disciple or Decepticon?
Classic Consecration
Hungry Hungry Hypocrites
The Price Is Negotiable
Geocentric Slolem
Limbo
Free-psalmin'
Capture The Catechism
Hide And Go Beg Forgiveness
Monday, April 18, 2005
Posted by dehumidifier at Monday, April 18, 2005
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