Monday, April 18, 2005

Before emerging victorious as the ultimate papal champion, the new pope must first prevail in a series of mental and physical challenges. Challenges which have been kept a secret until this very moment.

there is still the possibility that they remain a mystery, and I made up the following list out of my head...such is the mystery catholicism shrouds itself with, that and multicolored smoke wtf



ANYWAYS, WHAT THOSE CARDINALS ARE DOING BEHIND ALL THAT SMOKE, AKA PAPALYMPIC SPORTS:

Rock-Em Sock-Em Protestants

Def-Proverb Jam

Catechismo

Epictionary

Rubick's Trinity

Mass: The Gathering

Red Robe-r

Roman-Roman Wrestling

Break bread, beats

Heads Ascend Seven Ascend

Win, Lose, Or Reform

Truth or Truth?

Seven Minutes In A Few Promotions Away From Heaven

Ready, Set, Begat!

Musical-Right Hand Of God

Dance. Dance. Revelation!

Defenestration of Selves Over Series of Hurdles

InQUIZition Bowl

How Great Thou Art Project?

Pope My Mobile

Trinithalon

Freestyle Slowly Walking In A Row Mumbling To Selves

Cross-Country Cross-Dragging

Tandem Backpedling

Disciple or Decepticon?

Classic Consecration

Hungry Hungry Hypocrites

The Price Is Negotiable

Geocentric Slolem

Limbo

Free-psalmin'

Capture The Catechism

Hide And Go Beg Forgiveness