Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Have you ever thought to yourself "if that voice coming from the television says 'Jennifer Aniston' one more time I am going to find the parents responsible for deciding this particular chain of syllables should exist in the world and run my fingers down a chalkboard because that is the way the name "JenniferAniston" affects me everytime it is said. Rapidly. Over and over. As one word. Because some fucking MTV show has promised miss repeatsalot that with enough plastic surgery she too can look like her idol jenniferanistonjenniferanistonjenniferanistonjenniferaniston! (Either that or lipo's suck the notion of want right out of her soon-to-be-single-chin.)

How are we wasting our time tonight?

1. Exploring the seedy underbelly of MS Paint:



2. Exploring the seedy underbelly of the photoshop filter gallery:
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2b


3. Drawing one thing in the time it takes others to draw five: