n'est pas

I am irrelevent in the following situations:

1. An archaeologist discoveres a perfectly preserved slice of pizza among the remains if an ancient volcano. He then sets about looking for the remainder of the pie.
2. Penguins and what they are doing way out there on the tundra, their migratory habits and whether or not they put their pants on one leg at a time like the rest of the world.
3. Oprah walking into a Barnes and Noble and accidently picking out a book from the oprah book club section.
4. Most of the situations detailed in the fire safety handbook, chapters 4-6.


thank you.