Tuesday, April 26, 2005

JOBS I WANT TO HAVE IN THE FUTURE, REVISED EDITION:

1. JOHN EDWARDS'S HAIRSTYLING TEAM, MOUSSE GIRL (postponed til '08, maybe)
2. BECK'S TOURING BAND, PERSON WHO BEATS ON LARGE TIN CAN EXCESSIVELY AND DOES LITTLE ELSE
3. THAT CHICK IN THE ARCADE FIRE WHO YELLS OUT "SHOULDA NAMED YA LAIKA" IN "NEIGHBORHOODS #2" WHICH EVERYONE AGREES, OR SHOULD AGREE, IS THE BEST DAMN SONG ON THAT ALBUM.


Oh and this is only semi-related to the above list, but I think if I ever were in the position to name a slaughterhouse I would name it "Mach 27". Or "The Mach 27", depending on my attitude towards articles at said time.

Here is a picture with a sword in it:



Here is a picture of a happy couple:



the end!