n'est pas

Ok, so I did this over on livejournal in response to one of those meme things that gets posted incessantly (haiku meme to be exact, yeah I know)- I spent so much time on the html that I decided to go ahead and post it here too.

Damn I am good at wasting time. Anyways:

Another Fucking Haiku!
Your name:	crab_stories
Your haiku:	rammed in the crab and the user never takes it out to dinner
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Created by Grahame

oh and ok just to save everyone time...

Look It's Insta-Villanelle!
Your name:	crab_stories
Here It Is:	get a life people its this these crabs today with a surprise a hermit crab i named her the crab abuser did not pinch did they
	marshy was super pissed and clawed his way to ever log table time in the crab abuser get a life people its this these crabs today
	three of the crabs at the adults table during a play in the rules to tell the gender the crab abuser did not pinch did they
	the devil without crabs there would be no old bay they eventually crawled out of the lecture get a life people its this these crabs today
	crabs crab crab p.s crab crabs have been made people get a fucking of seasonings to ever the crab abuser did not pinch did they
	butthead of this blood will show you how to play but super rare breed rather peculiar get a life people its this these crabs today the crab abuser did not pinch did they
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Created by Grahame

and even though it's not technically a poetic form, lets meme the hell out of beat poetry ok:

Free Verse On The Freeverse Freeway!
Your name:	crab_stories
Part 1:	She said that she had put josephine outside- in her cage outside night during a storm barefoot mind you and all
	made clicking noises at me and all lifted their legs and all changed shells right in front of me and all of sudden i saw
Part 2:	what chunk of flesh out of her shell in pure daylight? crab! crab! that you bite right through it fry it up and stick in the butt in a tree stand as he was smoking, crab!
Part 3:	we to this talk about crabs! i don't want to name names here But what devil at the old bay get a fucking of seasonings? But what pinches fifty hermits across belize snorkeling across belize? such vast crab, crab she'll call crab.
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Created by Grahame

And yet somehow computer-generated haikus are still better than 99.9% of the poems spewed forth by livejournal users...oh I guess it's cause computers feel no pain, and livejournal poets feel nothing but. Yeah, that's it.