n'est pas

from the i-chat archives...

(screen names obviously changed)

personB: i wish i had a time machine

personB: or atleast something to make it a bit later

Jill: so if you had a time machine all you would use it for was to go three hours into the future?

personB: or 45 minutes

personB: well

personB: i guess not a time machine then

personB: a time quickener

Jill: i would use a time machine to go back to 1985 and kidnap Michael J.Fox from the set of Back to the Future and then go a few years in the future and deposit him on the set of Back to the Future 2...and while i was there I would take Christopher Lloyd to present day and show him what happens to his career should he continue to be in movies, thereby stopping production on baby geniuses 2 before it starts and fucking with marty mcfly's head for no real reason.

Jill: oh and to race my time machine against the delorean

Jill: that too