n'est pas

Hi, I am working this weekend. Of course I am working this weekend.
I feel like one of those "not quite dead yet" bodies from monty python's holy grail. My life is currently a series of elevators, catchphrases and vodka tonics. It's tiring. It's not terrible. At least it's something, you know? And now I am gonna hit up the dollar bins at tower, because let's face it: screw working out.