n'est pas

Ok, great so yesterday I slipped on the ice and fell into my car and now I have a black eye. The weather has officially beaten me up.
And now I get to go to the office, sleepy and in a fair amount of pain.

Bad weather, stairs, someday an inanimate object will actually be the end of me, death by sidewalk or lack thereof.

If you need me, I will be the one wearing sunglasses in this hazy shade of winter.